I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Dear god my vagina.
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