I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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