she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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