Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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