Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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