My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
foreskin is a definite game changer
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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