i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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