just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Can I color on your dick again?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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