Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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