he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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