omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
