i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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