Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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