DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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