hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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