I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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