I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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