Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i love accidental penises.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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