It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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