why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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