so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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