how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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