one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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