As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have demons in me.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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