Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Randomize
