But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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