David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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