At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i think my cat just said my name.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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