69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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