you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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