I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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