Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
