just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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