Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
nutella sex= disaster
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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