I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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