But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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