You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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