Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
