He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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