When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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