I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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