Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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