I'm going to jail i love you
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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