what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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