She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
