Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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