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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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