just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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