Soap is not a condiment
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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