That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just sucked dick on a ferry
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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